Ahmed

Me:  Nice to meet you also

ahmed:  could we are friends?

Me:  Of course.

Me:  I wish I had 1000000

ahmed:  where do you live in USA?

Me:  One more is toward that goal

ahmed:  you like to meet

Me:  Wow, I just read your profile. You are SHORT!

ahmed:  what?

Me:  Are you a jockey?

ahmed:  why?

Me:  You are SHORT!

ahmed:  what is problem?

Me:  Nothing.

Me:  Midgets are cool

Me:  David Lee Roth uses them all the time in videos

ahmed:  and ALLAH create me

Me:  Just like really tall people they draw attention

Me:  Very useful

ahmed:  ok

ahmed:  you want muslims or tall

Me:  but Midgets would work better for videos and thus why David uses them I suppose

ahmed:  ok

Me:  So where do you hang out on the web

ahmed:  thank you

ahmed:  bye

Me:  Ok.

Me:  Bye

Me:  Nice to meet you.

ahmed:  i am in USA

Me:  I look forward to hearing your oppinions on facebook and twitter

Me:  It says you are in Eypt

ahmed:  yes

ahmed:  but i will come there

Me:  So are you in Egypt or USA

ahmed:  in Egypt

ahmed:  and i will come there

Me:  Well, when you visit be sure and post pics I will comment on them and repost them for you

Me:  What's your twitter ID?

ahmed:  what do you mean?

Me:  Or are you a tunblr sort

Me:  I hate the Tumblr sorts

ahmed:  i do not have

Me:  What is wrong with you why do you not have anything?

ahmed:  ok

ahmed:  byeeeeeeeeeee

Me:  Are you a stalker. lol

Me:  Or a criminal

Me:  lol

Me:  I bet you are part of Anonymous

ahmed:  i am officer

Me:  !!!!!

Me:  A police officer?

Me:  Cool

ahmed:  air force

Me:  I have ALOT of police officers on my facebook feed.

Me:  Ahhh Air force

Me:  Cool

ahmed:  technician

Me:  Cool

Me:  I have some friends in NSA

Me:  NASA

Me:  lol

ahmed:  ok

Me:  not a friod slip

Me:  I look forward to seeing your facebook

ahmed:  why you come to Muslima what is your goal?

Me:  You will get along great with my friends

ahmed:  what?

Me:  I fullfil my obligations for being availed fo marriage at Muslima

ahmed:  i do not understand you

Me:  You will get along great with my friends

Me:  Where do you and your friends hang out?

ahmed:  i do not know

Me:  Are you like an Omgle?

Me:  I hate Omgle

Me:  What???!

Me:  How can you not know where you and your friends hang out?

Me:  Every one has friends.

ahmed:  i think you hate muslims

Me:  At least family

Me:  I think maybe you are an ignorant freak

ahmed:  good bye

Me:  a weird midget that has no friends

Me:  that has toreets

Me:  lol

Me:  You must have had a bad time in the womb.

Me:  lol

Me:  Now come on now quit being so angry

Me:  We all know most likely you are not a weird midget that says wrong things at wrong times

Me:  OMG this has to be one of the best IMs EVER.

Me:  This should be published! lol

Me:  You want a link after I publish it?

Me:  I bet we'll make 9gag! ;)

Me:  lol

Me:  Where did you go?

Me:  did you run away?

Me:  That is not the way to make friends. Shame on you!