Thursday, January 23, 2014


Abas:  halo
Me:  hello
Abas:  haloo am so interested in u
Abas:  can u send mi more phots
Me:  :)
Abas:  wats that
Me:  Why do you think we are a good match?
Abas:  happiness
Me:  Why are you interested in me?
Abas:  yr face shows happines even our home will be wth peace
Abas:  are u amuslimu
Me:  yes, I am thanks to God.
Me:  Are you Muslim?
Abas:  yes am amuslimu
Abas:  do u use skype
Me:  Wow.
Me:  How VERY rude!
Abas:  i n eed to si more phots of u
Abas:  do u use skype
Me:  Not with random people that wander aaaround with no profiles and act like they do not know what a emotiocon is
Me:  Did you grow up dreaming of being a romance scammer?
Abas:  no
Abas:  wat about face book
Me:  yea, you can find all that info on my site
Me:  you are welcome to send me a link
Abas:  u got alot of english which is not comon in africa
Me:  Bullshit
Me:  South Africa speaks English
Abas:  not on
Abas:  wats bullshit
Abas:  dont start
Me:  How do you feel about Edward Snowden?
Abas:  who is that
Me:  How do you feel about wikileaks?
Abas:  like u
Abas:  feel like its done
Me:  How do you feel about economic drafts?
Abas:  gud for u and mi
Me:  OK, we know you know of wikileaks...
Me:  How do you feel about Pvt Mnnning?
Me:  Manning*
Abas:  down to snake
Me:  And the war crimes that Cheney comitted?
Me:  Plus the billions looted by chaney during the Iraq war?
Me:  Do you think it is OK for Cheney to fraud the US ?
Me:  Was it OK for Cheney to commit war crimes to cover up his frauds?
Me:  You see, my dear young boy, your commander, may be using the "keep em busy" tatic developed by 419eaters, but it provides an moment of clarity.
Me:  I can discuss anything. . .
Me:  And you read it.
Me:  Therefore, I take the moment given to shine a light on the truth.
Abas:  u take all the rubish
Me:  Did you know that even Prince of Blackwater has spoken out against the NSA, saying they have over stepped decency? .
Abas:  wat caind of person are u
Abas:  are u mad
Me:  No, I do not get angry often
Me:  I am disappointed.
Abas:  with wat
Abas:  fight
Abas:  go wash yr face
Abas:  now
Me:  Much of my family works in intell and it is shameful what the intell has been commandeered for.
Me:  Organized crime is still organized crime, even when applied to military operations.
Me:  The world and US citizens deserve better
Abas:  call mi
Me:  Call you what? A dreamy eyed exploited kid?
Abas:  take my phone 0027724095164
Me:  Did you really have any other choices than to join the Mil?
Abas:  call mi now
Me:  It is not like you could have gotten a good job in the US without Mil service...
Me:  And even then it can be a crap shoot.
Me:  But try to land a corporate job without mil service....
Me:  You are going to be saying , "you want fries with that?"
Me:  Well, there is the option of going deep into debt and taking a chance a degree might help. Then you may get upper management at walmart.
Me:  Is this the US you want?
Me:  You know, you will leave me this afternoon, but my words will always be with you.
Me:  Now let me get back to my writing.
Me:  Please do salute your commander for me. And do something nice for him. He had a family to raise. Choices are tough.
Abas:  stop stop plz

Monday, January 20, 2014


Me:  Nice to meet you also
ahmed:  could we are friends?
Me:  Of course.
Me:  I wish I had 1000000
ahmed:  where do you live in USA?
Me:  One more is toward that goal
ahmed:  you like to meet
Me:  Wow, I just read your profile. You are SHORT!
ahmed:  what?
Me:  Are you a jockey?
ahmed:  why?
Me:  You are SHORT!
ahmed:  what is problem?
Me:  Nothing.
Me:  Midgets are cool
Me:  David Lee Roth uses them all the time in videos
ahmed:  and ALLAH create me
Me:  Just like really tall people they draw attention
Me:  Very useful
ahmed:  ok
ahmed:  you want muslims or tall
Me:  but Midgets would work better for videos and thus why David uses them I suppose
ahmed:  ok
Me:  So where do you hang out on the web
ahmed:  thank you
ahmed:  bye
Me:  Ok.
Me:  Bye
Me:  Nice to meet you.
ahmed:  i am in USA
Me:  I look forward to hearing your oppinions on facebook and twitter
Me:  It says you are in Eypt
ahmed:  yes
ahmed:  but i will come there
Me:  So are you in Egypt or USA
ahmed:  in Egypt
ahmed:  and i will come there
Me:  Well, when you visit be sure and post pics I will comment on them and repost them for you
Me:  What's your twitter ID?
ahmed:  what do you mean?
Me:  Or are you a tunblr sort
Me:  I hate the Tumblr sorts
ahmed:  i do not have
Me:  What is wrong with you why do you not have anything?
ahmed:  ok
ahmed:  byeeeeeeeeeee
Me:  Are you a stalker. lol
Me:  Or a criminal
Me:  lol
Me:  I bet you are part of Anonymous
ahmed:  i am officer
Me:  !!!!!
Me:  A police officer?
Me:  Cool
ahmed:  air force
Me:  I have ALOT of police officers on my facebook feed.
Me:  Ahhh Air force
Me:  Cool
ahmed:  technician
Me:  Cool
Me:  I have some friends in NSA
Me:  lol
ahmed:  ok
Me:  not a friod slip
Me:  I look forward to seeing your facebook
ahmed:  why you come to Muslima what is your goal?
Me:  You will get along great with my friends
ahmed:  what?
Me:  I fullfil my obligations for being availed fo marriage at Muslima
ahmed:  i do not understand you
Me:  You will get along great with my friends
Me:  Where do you and your friends hang out?
ahmed:  i do not know
Me:  Are you like an Omgle?
Me:  I hate Omgle
Me:  What???!
Me:  How can you not know where you and your friends hang out?
Me:  Every one has friends.
ahmed:  i think you hate muslims
Me:  At least family
Me:  I think maybe you are an ignorant freak
ahmed:  good bye
Me:  a weird midget that has no friends
Me:  that has toreets
Me:  lol
Me:  You must have had a bad time in the womb.
Me:  lol
Me:  Now come on now quit being so angry
Me:  We all know most likely you are not a weird midget that says wrong things at wrong times
Me:  OMG this has to be one of the best IMs EVER.
Me:  This should be published! lol
Me:  You want a link after I publish it?
Me:  I bet we'll make 9gag! ;)
Me:  lol
Me:  Where did you go?
Me:  did you run away?
Me:  That is not the way to make friends. Shame on you!